WHAT'S ALL THIS ABOUT LESBIANS ATTACKING THE JEWS?

[Gagh]

I KNOW THE JEWS OF ISRAEL ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE RISE OF THE SITH, BUT WHY IS PORTIA DEROSSI AND ROSIE O'DONNELL LEADING A BUNCH OF HOODED, ROCKET-LAUNCHER WEILDING RUG-MUNCHERS INTO JESUS-LAND?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

BECAUSE STAR JONES RELEASED A NEW FRAGRANCE CALLED EBONY JOO KILLER LEADING BARBRA WALTERS TO EXCLAIM MY RUG HASNT BEE MUNCHED SINCE I SOLD REFRIGERATORS ON BEAT THE CLOCK

 

[CaptainWacky]

IT's NOT THE JEWS THEY'RE ATTACKING, IT'S THE WINNIE THE POOHS

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

HELP! PPPPPPIGLET!!!! RRRRRRAPE!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

THAT'S NOT HONEY HE'S DRINKING EITHER!

(It's Henoch's cum.)

 

[Ishcabittle]

Bottled and sold on eBay for a starting price of $19.99, $34.99 Buy It Now!!!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

EYOR IS THE BIGGEST BOTTOM IN ALL OF POOHVILLE HE JUST STANDS THERE WHILE YOU DO YOUR BUSINESS (my 14000th post)

 

[headvoid]

Dwarf Lesbians stole my Jewish mother.

They took her away for a mini spit roast

 

[whisky]

The price of Oil is rocketing, Popeye can barely afford a fuck now

 

[Ishcabittle]

I've always wondered about the total mass of Star Jones. I don't want to know it, I just want to wonder....

 

[CaptainWacky]

What IS this Star Jones thing you keep talking about?

 

[whisky]

Wasnt he in masters of the universe?

 

[CaptainWacky]

That was MAN AT ARMS

 

[whisky]

mr octopus?

 

[CaptainWacky]

WHAT IS STAR JOENS

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

She's a poor man's Oprah with Diana Ross' diva attitude. Former talk show host from "The View" with Barbara Walters. She's a big-mouthed lawyer who managed to destroy her own reputation in the media by having a lavish celebrity wedding complete with corporate tie-ins, which she shilled at every opportunity, and by lying about having cosmetic surgery to finish off her accomplishment of losing about 100 pounds.

And to top it off, she was fired from the show months ago and they gave her till next month to announce her departure any way she pleased to save face, but she chose to blurt it out on camera a couple of weeks ago, stunning her co-hosts and forcing Walters to give rebuttals to the media about her standing and her honesty about the matter...

All very petty, but when there's blood in the water, the sharks will come a-runnin'...

 

[CaptainWacky]

LET'S FUCKING GIVE HER A STUNNER THEN!