What's the best crime you got away with?

[Kennyquator]

I have to admit I haven't done anything too earth-shattering.i've sent subscriptions of magazines to people,did crank calls,stolen shirts from stores by putting them under another shirt.I guess I'm not as dangerous as some of you.what about you guys?any hairy strories to tell?

 

[missmanners]

You mean a crime I got away with? Are you a priest or something?

:retard:
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[Eggs Mayonnaise]

If you got away with it, it's not a crime.

 

[Bladev1]

I'd tell you but then, so there were no witnesses, I'd have to kill your family and you.

 

[Enkephalen]

Who me?!! Little innocent, Goody Two-Shoes do anything untoward, mean sprited, evil, dangerous, vile, illegal, unethical??! Me?!! Uh. . .why, what did they say about me? I'm innocent I tell you, I was never there, I didn't do it, you can't prove anything, there were no witnesses, it's my word against whoever's, you can't pin it on me, they'll never believe it about me, I have a DO OVER button!

 

[TheArtist]

"Got Away" as in "not convicted" or "released due to clerical error" or "never charged" or "dismissed".

Important distinctions.

 

[missmanners]

^ yeah and when you say crime, are you talking felony or something like..... jaywalking or littering?

:retard:
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[Sadistic Bastard]

And Indictment is NOT a Conviction....

 

[Kennyquator]

You mean a crime I got away with? Are you a priest or something?

:retard:
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No,I'm not a priest,and b y getting away with it,I mean not getting caught--or possibly bullshitting your way out of getting busted for it.

 

[Kennyquator]

^ yeah and when you say crime, are you talking felony or something like..... jaywalking or littering?

:retard:
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I would say just about anything illegal would fir.

 

[starguard]

Lets see..my best crimes were:

Took a rattle from a baby

Carjacked a kid on a Big Wheel

Threw firecrackers into a flock of pigeons

Ate Ice cream BEFORE dinner

Fed brocolli to the dog

Slept in Church

Brought toys to school

..and my BESY crime was....

Dancing outside in my underwear under the full moon while listening to Scatman Cruthers greatest hits

:shock:

 

[TheArtist]

I really need clarification.

Tid-bit: I pleaded no contest to a felony - is that getting away?

 

[whisky]

Admiting to a crime you havent been convicted for on a BBS, where it could potentially be used as evidence, would be a pretty stupid thing to do

 

[Laker_Girl]

Let's see, in a fit of road rage I ran someone off the freeway and I did about 140mph all the way to Vegas once. Oh and I stole some cheap jewelry from a Thrifty Drug Store when I was like 9. Ahhh, the thrill of being a child clepto!

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Someday, they'll find out where all the bodies are buried. So many....so, so many...

 

[TheArtist]

Do perp walks count? Yes the local news was rolling. Mom was so proud!

 

[Archibald Nixon]

and I did about 140mph all the way to Vegas once.

Damn, woman, what do you drive?

 

[bad dog]

I had a cop haul me in on a warrant years back. He pulled a gram of really good hash from my shirt pocket and put it in his pocket. Nothing was ever said about it.

The fucking pig stole my dope. I know the fucker went home and got stoned!

 

[Laker_Girl]

Damn, woman, what do you drive?

Actually it was 140 mph BACK from Vegas. I took a 3 1/2 hour drive down to 2 hours and 20 minutes. At the time I drove a spankin' new Ford Escort ZX2, fast, zippy little sports car, God I loved that car.

 

[Lord Raffles]

FRAUD:

$2,000 worth of fake "Disney" Dollars!

And I got away with it - suckers!