When people say "I'd hit it..."

[CaptainWacky]

They mean like with their fists and feet of fury, right?

 

[Mentalist]

Now I get it.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Sort of. It means I'd slap a girls bare bottom whilst roughly fucking her doggy-style with my semi-massive whanger.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I've never laughed so much as I did when I learned what a "donkey punch" is and I never will again.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

The problem is, you can pretty much only do a donkey punch one time with a girl. Then you have to move on to the next chick.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I've never had sex with the same girl more than once.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Yeah when I heard it was called a "donkey punch," I totally quit doing that to all the hookers I bang.

I mean it just sounds so degrading to do something with the word donkey in it.

I just hope to god there is no derogatory term for putting a penis moustache on a chick or else my sexual repertoire is going to be a barren wasteland of missionary position.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I've never had sex with the same girl more than once.

How many ladies have you had sex with (to the nearest 100th)?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Mick Foley does the commissonary position!

 

[CaptainWacky]

How many ladies have you had sex with (to the nearest 100th)?

That's adjacent to the point.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Just curious. How many?

 

[TKers-are-shit]

-1

 

[Mentalist]

Ah, the classic donkey punch. Possibly the best sexual manouver ever invented.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm pretty sure my lack of sexual experience is a matter of Mine Field record.