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Where are all the animals blinded in the eclipse!?

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
"They" tell us not to look at the sun during an eclipse because it will "make us go blind" (the same lie they use to discourage us from masturbating.)

WAKE UP, SHEEPLE.

How can looking at an eclipse make you blind? It's DARK during an eclipse. Darkness can't make you go blind! Shut your eyes. Did you go blind when it went dark? NO. It's all lies.

Think about all the cute pictures of animals watching the eclipse on the news. Why didn't any of thoe animals go blind? Are we suppose to believe they were all wearing special glasses? Because I don't see any discarded special animal eclipse glasses lying around anywhere!

THE MAN is trying to hide something from us. I'm not saying new orders from Obama's lizard masters were hidden in the eclipse. But I'm not NOT saying it either.
 
Makes sense. I'm gonna stare right at that motherfucking eclipse and show it who's the boss.
 
The footage of animals enjoying the event were filmed at farms on the outskirts of London, where the eclipse was safely obscured entirely by cloud.
 
UHHH OBVIOUSLY those kids have those masks welded to their faces like the "are you my mummy?" kids in Doctor Who and they travel the world looking at eclipses in the hope that they will be freed from this curse. A REAL JOURNALIST would know that.
 
All the real journalists are now blind. They thought there was a conspiracy so looked at the Sun.

(The triffids are coming BTW)
 
All the real journalists are now blind. They thought there was a conspiracy so looked at the Sun.

(The triffids are coming BTW)
 
All those journalists guilty of "phone hacking" and "paying off the police for stories" were actually TRUE PATRIOTS trying to get the word out. Every one of them was assassinated in the cover of darkness provided by the eclipse. Look it up.
 
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