Where are the MALE strippers?

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I can talk to and see pix of thonged, bleached and eyebrowless girls anytime, anywhere. Big deal.

Bring on some oiled-up young men with pretty eyes and I might get a little enthusiastic.

 

[Sarek]

Remind me to punch Messenger.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Please, punch Messenger.
Please, punch Messenger.
Please, punch Messenger.
Please, punch Messenger.
Please, punch Messenger.
Please, punch Messenger.
Please, punch Messenger.
Please, punch Messenger.

 

[Monolith]

Ew.

But then again, I hate pretty boys. Give me big, teddy bearlike men anyday.

 

[Tyrant]

Remind me to punch Messenger.

Will do.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

BACK TO THE MATTER AT HAND!

Are there male strippers at this allegesd board you all came from? And why didn't you bring them along? Plenty of women and poofs to titillate here along with the hetero nerd herd...

 

[Monolith]

I know of 2.

 

[Tyrant]

 

[Monolith]

Ugh.

 

[Ishcabittle]

STEVE SAMURAI JACK WOULD BE ARNGY WITH YOU, MESS.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Sarek, don't forget to punch Messenger.