Filthy Whore:
Is that the center of the country?
From the time of the 1912 additions of New Mexico and Arizona, until the 1959 additions of Alaska and Hawaii, the NGS placed the geographic center of the entire United States at a point near the town of Lebanon, Kansas. Since 1959 this location still stands as the Geographic Center of the Contiguous United States, while the geographic center of the entire U.S. moved to a point northeast of Belle Fourche, South Dakota. source
I'm really am in Walla Walla, Washington. Known for it's government medical weed.
Clearly this will not do. You all must live closer to me.
The center of the country, 218 plus people, crudites, french fries, beer, and the lining of someone's stomach. Sounds like a fabulous get together.
Now, if we all bring our own personal noise makers it should be outstanding.