RL's been trying for weeks to fuck me in the neck , so I'm busy kicking it in its fucking nuts (Yes, it has nuts. Anything that's so annoyingly persistent to keep me from doing what I want just has to be male (yes, that statement is sexist. Deal with it, bitches - or better, whine to RL about it, while I go and let 120 dB of Slayer keep me from acting upon my genocidal tendencies. Again.)).
Worse: the fucking shop closed the second I was next in line to enter, and since I didn't come prepared to start a war, I had to just, you know, leave.Translated: She spent twelve fucking hours on queue for Call of Duty: MW3 and they ran out right as she got to the front.
BITCHESSSSSS!
Well, I've already started to bestow THE STARE to everyone and everything, so they all know by now that IT BETTER DOES AND I BETTER DON'T!!(j/k Ily, hope your shit straightens out soon and you don't get any on ya)
Good for them. That bitch and idiot deserve each other. I hope they had lots of idiot demon spawns.You know she and Jibbles got married?
I hope that Russian whore gives you all the STDs.I still want to fuck her.
I hope that Russian whore gives you all the STDs.
Indeed. Speaking of that, whatever happened to Wearer of the blue bra? I liked her German cookies and Christmas card.Of course he'd like the German shiksa.....
Stockholm Syndrome and all
I hope I didn't friend her on Facebook without knowing it. It might be my first unfriend i do on Facebook.I don't know what happened to her. Probably grew up and found other things to do.
Ily (and Jibbles) got married. There are kids. I dont see Jibbs posts, but Ily and I are friends...Lox you've probably seen her posts on Donovan's wall. I'll PM you her name.
Married to an asshat named Jibbles for starters, plus other reasons.What? Why?