Where the Fuck is Ish?!

[Mirah]

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[Ishcabittle]

GOD, ONE REHEARSAL BEFORE A SHOW AND YOU'RE ALREADY AFTER ME?

CAREFUL, EXPRESS CONCERN ABOUT MY ABSCENCE AND i MIGHT START THINKING THAT PEOPLE READ MY SHITTY POSTS!

 

[Mirah]

/stalker

 

[Ishcabittle]

Now I'm seriously plowed.

A little whisky, a little weed, and a seven day work week puts me right under. I'm hosed. Sloshed. Buzzin'. Fucked up.

Wake up > Breakfast > Commute > Work > Lunch > Work > Commute > Weed > Rehearsal > Booze > Bar > Weed > Sleep.

And I have a broken leg. Seven days straight.

 

[CaptainWacky]

At least your other leg isn't INFECTED WITH VAMPIRE BLOOD.

 

[Gagh]

Now I'm seriously plowed.

A little whisky, a little weed, and a seven day work week puts me right under. I'm hosed. Sloshed. Buzzin'. Fucked up.

Wake up > Breakfast > Commute > Work > Lunch > Work > Commute > Weed > Rehearsal > Booze > Bar > Weed > Sleep.

And I have a broken leg. Seven days straight.

YOU'VE BROKEN YOUR LEG ON SEVEN CONSECUTIVE DAYS?!?!?!?! YOU'RE AS HARD AS NAILS MONSIEUR ISCH, AND AS A RESULT MY OWN PERSONAL HERO!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

MELAN WUZ ROBBED OF COURSE HE HAD A HIDEOUS DESIGN BUT STILL

 

[Grammour Boy]

Where the Fuck is Ish?!?

ask me later

 

[Ishcabittle]

Okay, so my leg wasn't actually broken. It was sprained and there were muscle pulls and whatnot... but no brokennessess. I hope I haven't let anyone down... that owuld be a bunmmmenr.

 

[CaptainWacky]

LOL THE JOKE'S ON YOU: I HATE LEGS.

 

[Ishcabittle]

THAT'S GOOD I'M ONLY WEARING TWO TODAY.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I put my legs on one at a time like everybody else.

 

[Ishcabittle]

 

[CaptainWacky]

IS THAT YOU?

 

[PoopOnAStick]

So you pull your legs out of your ass before you put them on? Haha, stupid fuckers.

 

[CaptainWacky]

That's funny. Because that's a thing homosexuals do, isn't it? Put their legs up their asses. Funny. Struck close to home.

 

[PoopOnAStick]

Of course it struck close to home for you. You didn't need to tell me that.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You're on my ignore list but I'm guessing you said "yeah, because you're gay" or something.

 

[Grandtheftcow]

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