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Whiny Rightwing Trolls

Tyrant

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Son, we live in a world that has fora. And those fora have to be trolled by men with skilz.

Who's gonna do it? Gurk? You, Cranky? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for heterosexuality and you curse the SkinOfEvils. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Acrimonious' death, while tragic, probably saved lulz. And my existence, while caricaturistic and incomprehensible to you, saves lulz. You don't want the truth because deep down, in places you don't talk about in bar threads, you want me on that forum. You need me on that forum.


We use words like OWN, Troll, BONC...we use these words as the backbone to a log-on spent laughing at something. You use 'em as a punchline.

I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very humor I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it!

I'd rather you just said "thank you", and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you register an account, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!
 
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Son, we live in a world that has fora. And those fora have to be trolled by men with skilz.

Who's gonna do it? Gurk? You, Cranky?

I'd rather you just said "thank you", and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you register an account, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!

As the resident "right winger," I am entitled to as much wine as I can handle. Hold the cheese, though, I only wine on an empty stomach.
 
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