Who here has eaten the most bacon?

[CaptainWacky]

There's no way of ever truly knowing. We could only guess.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Growing up I would have a bacon/butter/roll every Sunday morning while reading the funny pages.

When I started looking after myself, I was able to start adding bacon to my intake whenever I felt like it, as opposed to only when Mom made it on Sunday mornings.

Bacon is good. I am old and fat.

 

[whisky]

I have eaten many bacons.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm glad those Kevin Bacon adverts seem to have stopped.

 

[The Question]

Do not eat the Kevin Bacon. It is the worst kind of Bacon. It is, perhaps, not a proper Bacon a'tall, a'tall.

 

[whisky]

There is a new football one out today full of people I barely know.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Football more like fuckboys amiright?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I have certain videos that seem to enjoy mixing up those words in their titles...

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

I made some burgers the other day with bacon and cheddar ground into them, if that counts. Bacon is kinda like God.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'll add it to the spreadsheet.

 

[Dershocka]

I'm gonna commit suicide by bacon. Either eating so much until my Colon explodes, or find Kevin Bacon's house and lay behind his car as he backs out of his driveway.

 

[whisky]

Murder in the first degree of Kevin Bacon.

 

[headvoid]

I cannot think of bacon without imagining Bacon Hitler.

 

[whisky]

Jew got to be kidding.

 

[CaptainWacky]

How come there's Kenny Rogers Chicken but not Kenny Rogers Bacon? I want to see Kenny roger some bacon.

 

[Dr Dave]

You got to know when to hold em',know when to fold em', know when to walk away,know when to put the bacon on.

 

[CaptainWacky]

So it's coming soon?

 

[Dr Dave]

Tuesday.