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WHO IS THE FUCKING RAT!?

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
MAYBE IT WAS THE WOMAN WITH THE BIZARRE EXPANDING STOMACH, EH SARDY?
 
Could be.
 
YOU MEAN RIPLEY IS PREGNANT WITH ANOTHER ALIEN?????

*Knits acid-washed booties*
 
Maybe it was Jake "The Snake" Eric Roberts.
 
I think we're overdue for another Weekend at Bernies.
 
We need a new corpse. How about...JILLIAN'S!?
 
It's already decomposed too much. Even with all the alcohol she consumed.

MUST EAT FRESH CORPSES
 
Jillian died without ever knowing how much I loved her (not at all). :(
 
Almost makes me want to bring up all those cool pieces of art I made with her head as a tribute...but not enough.
 
Would THIS change your mind?

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNMN

!?
 
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