Who really shot JFK?

[Hilbert Frakes]

I think it was a gigantic conspiricy. i also believe Elvis really isnt dead.

But Im a fruitcake what would I know.

 

[Mentalist]

But Im a fruitcake what would I know.

From the above comments, not a lot.

 

[Starship Coyote]

Nipsey Russell shot JFK. He confessed it right before he died.

 

[Mentalist]

Ease on down the road.

 

[Hilbert Frakes]

Timmy Timmy!

 

[Dr Dave]

Could have been Mentalist.

 

[jack]

No, it was Sam Kinison.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Rosa Parks did it.

 

[johnford]

No it was Dick Chaney!

 

[johnford]

Or Michael Jackson and he molested JFK.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe it was Lee Harvey Oswald and he acted alone.

 

[Mentalist]

Rosa Parks did it.

MY LIFE WIL NEVER BE COMPLETE. I WANTED TO MEET HER IN THE STREET WHILE WE WERE BOTH WAITING FOR CABS AND CLOTHSLINE THE BITCH AND TAKE IT FIRST.

 

[Mentalist]

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Maybe it was Lee Harvey Oswald and he acted alone.

Wacko.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe it was FAMOUS GARY.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

The only famous Gary I know is Gary the Retard from Howard Stern.

There are NO OTHER famous Garys.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Exactly, I started typing Gary...then realised I didn't know any famous Garys. GARY...NOSEPICKER?

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I want to name my firstborn son Gary because that way he will never be more famous than me.

Not that "Silent" has worked out so great or anything...

 

[CaptainWacky]

Is your surname "BtViolent"? That's kind of strange.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Well, I married into this name.

My maiden name was "NdEvil."