Who should present Countdown now that Des Lynam has quit?

[CaptainWacky]

VOTE OR DIE

 

[Fuddlemiff]

IT CAN'T BE DANIEL CRAIG HE'S BLOND HE CAN'T BE BLOND IT WOULD CHANGE EVERYTHING

 

[Cassie]

I don't know what countdown is.

 

[CaptainWacky]

That's what they all say!

 

[Henoch]

I don't know what countdown is.

 

[Sarek]

Shut the fuck up Henoch.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I LIKE HIM

 

[whisky]

 

[CaptainWacky]

Carol Vorderman: would you?

 

[Mentalist]

Carol Vorderman: would you?

She can go from looking pretty good to not so much. But yeah, probably, it's Carol Voderman.



Oh, and Boris for the ultimate win.

 

[Gagh]

No way. Not even very drunk.

 

[whisky]

You wouldnt have two from the top and one from the bottom?

 

[Mentalist]

But she's a mathmatical genius and loves teh geeks.

 

[headvoid]

I once had a drink with Richard Whiteley. He was actually a good laugh for an old codger.

I mix with premium stars I do.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Whitely was a great guy, by all accounts. Including yours! I'll add it to the list of accounts.

 

[Gagh]

I THINK KEITH HARRIS AND ORVILLE SHOULD HOST IT NOW.

 

[CaptainWacky]

JUST ORVILLE.

 

[Gagh]

CHUCKLE BROTHERS TO FLIP THE CARDS. GREEDO TO SHOOT FIRST.

 

[CaptainWacky]

THE ACTOR WHO PLAYED GREEDO SHOT FIRST ACGAINST LUCASH'S ORDERS.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

C'mon, Gagh, imagine being able to tell all your mates you fucked Carol Vorderman! They'd be hanging on your every word.