Who was the first woman to ever pout?

[CaptainWacky]

I reckon it was JOAN OF ARC.

 

[The Question]

I'm thinkin' its an evolutionary tradition. Why, I'd bet money that the female of the species was a pouter from way back when the first pair of amphibians crawled up out of the ooze and she didn't like the color of the dirt.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Fuck/marry/kill: Adam, Eve, The Snake.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

One of those first proteins that formed in Q's primordial goo must have had boobies.

 

[headvoid]

I wonder which woman bit her lip to look sexy first.

I also wonder if she tried biting her top lip first and realised it looked not sexy and more like a tortoise impression.

 

[Dr Dave]

I don't think it was The Queen of England!

 

[Cassie]

The Queen only bites poor people's lips.

 

[Dr Dave]

That Queen!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

THERE HAVE BEEN SEVERAL QUEENS OF ENGLAND GOING BACK THROUGH THE AGES INCLUDING QUENTIN CRISP!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Do you think caveman ever tickled each other?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I would be intrigued to discover when man first giggled.

 

[headvoid]

Pre hysteric man

 

[Dr Dave]

It is a well known fact that first first male giggle was in a musical*


*Not really a known fact, but something I just made up.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Did laughter evolve as a way to confuse predators?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It worked on Gary Glitter.

 

[Love Child]

I think Dr_Dave is on to something, and I think all of these things began with Shirley Temple. She pouted first, and then some guy giggled directly following her pout.