Who would you be if you lived in the Star Wars universe?

[CaptainWacky]

I'd like to be one of Padmé's decoys who gets to die in her place. I can't think of a more noble death.

Realistically I'd probably be one of the Jawas who was killed by Stormtroopers looking for R2 and 3PO.

 

[The Tomtrek]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'd be Ponda and Evazan's supervisor.

 

[Loktar]

Gamorean Guard or the Rancor Keeper.

 

[Dershocka]

I'd be a janitor on the death star in the middle of unclogging a toilet thinking, "Could this day get any worse??"

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

I'd probably live on Coruscant.

 

[CaptainWacky]

So you'd be this guy: https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/7ed619de-e47c-432e-a13c-03802f8eaf1f