Why are Native Americans called Indians, anyway?

[CaptainWacky]

Is it because they both like curry?

 

[Gagh]

No, it's because they raped Apu from 'The Simpsons'.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Oh.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He spread like he was on sale for $19.99 OMG LOL PUNCHLINE RIPOFF I HAVE NO TALENT LOL

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't know.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Because there weren't any Africans on the continent to call nig-nog yet, so he started fucking a Mohawk IN DEE END, and the faster he said it as he came, the more it sounded like Indian, and thus a phrase was born. In da bobo.

 

[CaptainWacky]

AGREED!

 

[Gagh]

Did Bashir roll in brown paint from a child's painting tin before every episode of DS9?

 

[CaptainWacky]

YES because how else could you explain him being brown skinned but also having an English accent? IT'S UNPOSSIBLE.

 

[Gagh]

Just like that black Scotsman that used to be on 'Porridge'!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Lenny Henry stands too close to the stove?

 

[Gagh]

I see where you're coming from, but surely you must have seen the TV Show 'Porridge'?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Nope. But I did find this image in Google...

 

[CaptainWacky]

SO THAT'S HOW RONNIE BARKER DIED!

 

[Gagh]

Yes. Spike Lee wrote a shitty movie for him.

 

[CaptainWacky]

SPIKE FROM BUFFY WROTE A DEAD BABY FOR HIM?