Why can't I have a personal chef?

[I Love Cunt]

It would make my life so much eaiser
WHITE PEOPLE PROBLEMS
FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS
LAZY ASS MOTHER FUCKER OR PERSON WHO WORKS TOO MUCH
OR JUST WHATEVER
SORRY MENTY FOR RUINING YOUR FORUM
OR THE SQL OR WHATEVER
Maybe this will all be gone by tomorrow
like the snow
anyway
now I have to wait 112 seconds to post this
I'll go check on my cat
and maybe have a bowl of cereal
or eat the rest of the remaining ice cream in the freezer because why not
is it time yet?

69 seconds now
I"ll brb
my cat is very cuddly right now
she is so cute
im so depressed that it is getting dark already now
fUck you
fuck you summer!
fuck you winter!
fuck you fall!
just kidding spring
I love you the most
just kidding
I LOVE ALL DAYS EQUALLY
I love the drakness
embrace the darkness
it used to not bother me
whats wrong with me
how do I live in Alaska?
I don't live in Alaska

 

[Fun Lovin' Dave]

I have stayed in Alaska. Boy oh boy it messes with your internal body clock.

Sorry that things aren't that great. We've all been there.

I would love a personal chef. I used to be an enthusiastic cook but I tend to stick to things I prepare with a can opener!

 

[Mirah]

Tell us more about AK. I have been there. In the summer. First time experiencing midnight sun and when we had a work meeting I fell asleep when they darkened the room to show us a video. The birds chirped at 2 AM. Actually I wouldn't mind experiencing this once again.

 

[Volpone]

I'm guessing because you can't afford to have a personal chef.

 

[Mirah]

So true. So true.

 

[jack]

If you could afford one, what would you have them make for you?