Why can't the man ever be just too tired for sex?

[Mentalist]

Must we exist in this SEXIST or SEXLESS LOL world where men have to penetrate women at their very command even when they would rather bloody KNIT?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

The womens always threaten to replace the man with their favorie vibrator AND NOT LET HIM WTACHf

 

[The Question]

Yeah, we learn better than that when we're kids:

"Oh, little Johnny! Dinner's ready!"

"But mom, I'm not hungry!"

"If you don't come in here and eat your dinner now, young man, don't come crying to me when you go to bed hungry!"

See, now I've both explained why we're never tired and also made you uncomfortable by introducing the image of your mothers into a discussion of poinkage.

 

[The Dork Lord]

If you hold out long enough, you can get them to do things for you in return for sex.

If you hold out too long, THEY LEAVE YOU!

 

[whisky]

There is no such thing as too tired for sex.

You can be on the very edge of dropping off to sleep, and if your partner suddenly decides thats the time to get frisky, sudden reserves of energy will appear from nowhere to give you what you need to do the deed.

 

[Yub]

I have been too tired for sex. But only once. NEVER AGAIN!!!

 

[whisky]

The only time you are too tired for sex is directly after having sex.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Kramer: I've faked it.

 

[Love Child]

I like Whisky's approach best.

 

[curiousa2z]

ha! the title lured me into this thread...TRAP!

 

[CaptainWacky]

See why I miss the real Menty!