Why do black people call Santa Claus...

[CaptainWacky]

"SANTY CLAUS"!?!?!?!?

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I thought they called him "Crispy Kringle" because they think "Crispies" means "crackers" and Santa Clause is a cracker?

 

[CaptainWacky]

No.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I thought they called him "Good Saint Nick" because he reminds them of Nick Lachey?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't know who that is but I know they call the police "BRINGERS OF PAIN".

 

[SilentBtViolent]

This is Nick Lachey, who is totally hot, and his wife who I think is a model or something famous:

 

[CaptainWacky]

OH, that overrated Jessica gir's husband? He doesn't look like Santa. Not the parts that are showing, anyway.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Yeah he does have Santa's five-foot red penis with the knives on it.

Or was that Satan?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I think Satan was a fallen Santa.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

It would explain a lot:

- special holiday (halloween)

- faggy-ass red outfit

- facial hair

- large penis

- surprisingly large manufacturing output

- small village far removed from the rest of the world

- obsession with cookies

 

[CaptainWacky]

And Jethro's massive Santa statue in his back garden...

 

[SilentBtViolent]

And the fact that I sacrifice babies to Santa.

 

[jack]

You must admit, that would be some sweet ass tit fucking.

 

[johnford]

Santa with a big cock...oh pleaze!

He's what 200 years old it should be shriveled and impotent by now.

 

[Loktar]

Santa with a big cock...oh pleaze!

He's what 200 years old it should be shriveled and impotent by now.

No, he keeps his dick young and healthy fucking reindeer every night.

 

[johnford]

Roflmao!

Especially young rudolph who after all this time finally gets to join in on the reindeer games!

 

[Mentalist]

What about the holiday Armadillo?

 

[johnford]

or Mr.Hankey the xmas poo.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Or Bob, the Christmas pedophile?

 

[johnford]

The Killer santabot in Futurama