Why do elephants have big ears?

[jack]

Because Noddy wouldn't pay off the ransom.

 

[Kefka]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[jack]

Two biscuits in a biscuit barrel one says to the other "where do you live?" the other one says "I'm not telling you, you might nick my washing"

 

[jack]

Some beans are down the pub.

The first one says "I'm a runner bean. I am the fastest bean the world has ever seen."

They all give him a round of applause.

The second one says "I'm a broad bean. I'm by far the broadest bean this planet has ever known."

Cheers all round.

The third ones goes "I think I'm in the wrong pub. I'm Sean Penn."

 

[jack]

A woman walks into the Doctor's and say's, Doctor I can't stop singing these two songs, is there anything wrong with me

The Doctor say's, what songs are they

The woman say's, Delilah and The Green Green Grass Of Home

The Doctor say's, You have the Tom Jones Syndrome

The woman say's, Is that rare

The Doctor say's, It's Not Unusual

 

[Enkephalen]

Some say the big ears are a cooling mechanism, others say it's for hearing. But I know the big ears are to notify oncoming water buffalo that the elephant is about to cross the road.

 

[SaintLucifer]

Some say the big ears are a cooling mechanism, others say it's for hearing. But I know the big ears are to notify oncoming water buffalo that the elephant is about to cross the road.

Then you know my huge cock is there to notify everyone that I am about to fuck a bitch called ENKIE.

 

[Enkephalen]

Here we go again. . .

:ccg: :ccg:

 

[Grammour Boy]

*snorts*

 

[Conchaga]

what messenger said.