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Why do men always 'touch' themselves, especially in public ?

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geedis

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Men have to occasionally 'adjust' themselves. It's much like a woman adjusting her bra. Being in public is just an added bonus.
 
My mom says it's a testosterone thing, similar to a woman's PMS thing. Men are just misunderstood and a bit horny.
 
Everytime my wife brings this up I just fall back on the "because it's there" argument.

Then I ask if I can play with her breasts. :D
 
Since women will never have the seam of their boxers riding up and painfully splitting their ballsack in two, they will never understand the need to adjust.
 
Number_6 said:
Since women will never have the seam of their boxers riding up and painfully splitting their ballsack in two, they will never understand the need to adjust.
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Well, you just set this conversation up for the predictable thong and T back complaints.

Thanks much. :P
 
I'll remember that this weekend. I'll go to the mall, when there are a few people around I'll dig in my butt crack for a bit then stick my hand up my blouse and adjust my bra. Oh, better save that for one of those buffet lines.
 
eloisel said:
I'll remember that this weekend. I'll go to the mall, when there are a few people around I'll dig in my butt crack for a bit then stick my hand up my blouse and adjust my bra. Oh, better save that for one of those buffet lines.
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Save the butt crack thing for the buffet lines. The reactions alone are worth the price of the buffet. :D
 
So, the question was asked ...
if a man is in the woods all alone and there isn't a woman around for 500 miles, is he still wrong? Yes.
 
Morrhigan said:
I always thought they were insecure and couldn't help checking to make sure it was still there.
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Actually, we're just concerned for civic safety, and making sure it doesn't escape and wreak havoc on the rest of you.
 
eloisel said:
I'll remember that this weekend. I'll go to the mall, when there are a few people around I'll dig in my butt crack for a bit then stick my hand up my blouse and adjust my bra. Oh, better save that for one of those buffet lines.
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I may dig at my nut sack, but i refuse to dig in my ass in public. At home! i'll put my fingers all up in it....EEEW!
 
Well, it is a nasty habit but I think we can agree it is one of those things it is best you do yourself instead of rely on a friend to do it for you.

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Oh, I can see it now ... George sees his old friend Bill walking toward him on the sidewalk downtown. "Well, if it isn't my old friend, Bill," George says. "Would you scratch my nut sack for me, Bill? It's been itching something terrible and needs adjusting." Without hesitation, good pal Bill says, "Sure, let me reach right in there ..."
 
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