Why do some people age??

[Henoch]

i fully admit i may look 30 on a bad hair day...but at 41 i normally appear youthful & vibrant!

So i was buyin' some alcohol last night & the clerk asked for my ID, she only glanced at it & i said to her..."what year was i born?"

She said "1978??"

!!

i said..."WRONG"...

she then said..."1980??"

i then told her...NO..."1965"

She said "no way"

Once she looked closer at my ID she said "shouldn't you have wrinkles??"

Yeah, it's moments like this that i thank freakin' hell life has at least been kind to me in one sorta way!!

lol cause it's soooo true.

So why the FUCK do some people look like OLD freakin' haggard fucks at age 28!??

a viable question.

Perhaps my genes are inherited from the blood of Christ himself!??

Hmmm...

 

[Henoch]

...or SATAN...that'd explain a hell of a lot as well IMFO!

 

[Henoch]

did i ever mention my locker # in high school was 666??

TRUE!

 

[Henoch]

Do wrinkles hurt?

missmanners??

 

[Henoch]

Cait???????

 

[ZaKkWyLdE]

You're a douche.

 

[Henoch]

I'm 24 and I have wrinkles in my scrotum.

That must be difficult for yer mother to bear. Please share yer pain...

 

[Henoch]

You're a douche.

or am i??

 

[Conchaga]

OMG RECYCLED MATERIAL.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Do you suntan? If you don't, you bought yourself ten years.

 

[Enkephalen]

Dorian Gray Devil Pact Portrait package -- that's the way to go.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

No way. Looked great in real life, but the dude was just not photogenic.

 

[Enkephalen]

Well then, havint good genes, wear Sun protective clothing, wear sun screen, hats, gloves when driving, drink plenty of water, don't smoke, don't do illegal drugs, get enough sleep, take vitamines, eat a good diet, and hope for the best.

 

[eloisel]

I am old. I look my age. However, I'm good looking so I don't mind looking my age. Other's mileage may vary.