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Why do some people take porn over real women?

whisky

whisky

Boobie inspector
I know real women can be intimidating, and a bad first encounter can put you off trying for a second, but when it comes to real women versus porn, real women win every time.
 
Well I'd imagine they do but some of us have more trouble than others. I don't look at porn either though.
 
whisky said:
I know real women can be intimidating, and a bad first encounter can put you off trying for a second, but when it comes to real women versus porn, real women win every time.
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Right. Or you could just combine the two. Watch a porno while your having sex with your woman.
 
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^yeah thats nice too!
 
I wonder what size bra she wears? :|
 
SIZE SEX
 
she doesnt wear a bra, she just hires someone to hold her boobs in place while standing behind her
 
Because a porn DVD (or web site or whatever) will actually shut the fuck up when you're done with it.

Jesus, did I just type that?! O_o
 
The Question said:
Because a porn DVD (or web site or whatever) will actually shut the fuck up when you're done with it.

Jesus, did I just type that?! O_o
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Maybe you aren't meeting and fucking the right woman.
 
^^Nah, I just felt like bein' all sorts of inflammatory. :twisted:
 
I might talk to a girl next year.
 
whisky said:
she doesnt wear a bra, she just hires someone to hold her boobs in place while standing behind her
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Actually that was Janet Jackson

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And look how that turned out!
 
That must be one skinny guy back there...
 
Maybe it's a ghost.
 
Maybe she just had her staff chop some poor dude's arms off and glue them to her tits.

Didja ever think of that?! HUH?! DIDJA?! :wah!:
 
It would be satisfying if they were Justin's arms and he were laying in a corner armless and bloody.
 
I once baited a Nigerian Criminal who thought I was Janet Jackson.

I'll post my trophy pic from him when I can find it. He basically took a picture of himself kissing a picture of Janet. (I was never a very exciting baiter)
 
Did you trick him by revealing fake personal info about Michael like "he likes toast in the mornings!"?
 
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