Why do we have to change our underpants anyway?

[CaptainWacky]

Because SOCIETY tells us to!?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I hate society. Clean underpants, don't force yourselves on 14 year olds, only murder in self-defense. Why get out of bed?

 

[CaptainWacky]

EXACTLY, underpants don't even GET dirty and even if they do WHO CARES, all 14 year olds LOVE SEX and love to be raped and murder is fun. BUT NEROON SAYS CLANG TO IT ALL.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

THE ULTIMATE IRONY!

 

[Neil]

 

[Lilith]

BECAUSE....you're dirty boys.

 

[Neil]

This is true. What in the HELL do you women see in us?

 

[Lilith]

I dunno. Protection when we DON'T have our stilettoes on?

 

[Neil]

Ever wonder why the males are the pretty ones in the animal kingdom, though? Like birds, for instance... What's up with THAT!?

 

[Lilith]

I dunno, but I don't like how it's spreading to the human race. I mean metrosexuals, wtf is that shit all about?

 

[Neil]

LMAO!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Women see nothing in me.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

That's why men are so great (awful). If you have a penis, you automatically make the short list.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Not me.