Why is this place dead?

[Conchaga]

I'm bored, people. Entertain me.

 

[Conchaga]

Still waiting

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It's the wee hours of Valentine's Day night. Everyone is either still getting laid or sleeping it off.

Which, erm, is what I'm doing right now...Where am I? I must have been sleep-posting in my glowing post-coital slumber...yeah that's it...

 

[Conchaga]

Face it. You're as single as I am, fella.

 

[BlazerBoy]

If I were evil, I could rub it in for you both.

 

[Conchaga]

No, today was punishment enough.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I knew you would come online after cumming in RL, too. I could just sense it, you were thrusting and thrusting and suddenly a little voice told you, "loki just posted something for you at TK...go there at next opportunity" and then SPLOOOOOOOJ...

:bigass:

 

[BlazerBoy]

ESP

Ejaculatory Sensory Perception.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

All the cool kids have it these days.

I've been making good use of my new broadband connection, of course...

 

[BlazerBoy]

Congratulations.

 

[Conchaga]

g'night.

 

[Henoch]

I'm here.

 

[BlazerBoy]

I'm going back to bed also. Take it away, 3rd shift.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'm going back to downloading every single thing on the Interwebs. Nite!

 

[Harkley]

Valentine's day was a bit crazy...

IT WAS FUN THOUGH

 

[Mandi]

It wasn't as bad as I thought it'd be.....six and a half hours on the phone.......that is after I fell down and had to have the EMT's come check me out :scared:

 

[jack]

P E N I S

 

[Gagh]

It's the wee hours of Valentine's Day night. Everyone is either still getting laid or sleeping it off.

Which, erm, is what I'm doing right now...Where am I? I must have been sleep-posting in my glowing post-coital slumber...yeah that's it...

Getting back from the restaurant and getting down to it by then, yeah.

 

[CaptainWacky]

WOULDN'T IT BE FUNNY IF ROBBIE WILLIAMS DIED?

 

[Conchaga]

Why would that be funny?

Would it make him a British Elvis?