Why won't my Jewish friend eat a ham sammich with me?

[Dean Venture]

He got mad and threw it and me and yelled something about me being "antiseptic". How can I make this right?

 

[jack]

I know what you mean. This past weekend while in Manhattan I went into a Jewish Deli and asked for a cheeseburger and a malted.

They threw me out????

 

[jack]

Motherfucking cocksucking kikes!

 

[starguard]

Perhaps it had something to do with that Nazi Swastika you have tatooed on your forhead :huh:

 

[jack]

The forehead of my dick?

 

[starguard]

That too

 

[jack]

You should see it Seig Heil!

 

[Starship Coyote]

All in all, the whole situation is nothing that some Zyklon-B won't cure.

Next time he's over, throw some rat poison at him and scream "OH MY GOD! ZYKLON B!!!"

He'll either get a fucking sense of humor, or he won't be your friend anymore. Either way you win.

 

[Alex Buchet]

All in all, the whole situation is nothing that some Zyklon-B won't cure.

Next time he's over, throw some rat poison at him and scream "OH MY GOD! ZYKLON B!!!"

He'll either get a fucking sense of humor, or he won't be your friend anymore. Either way you win.

HA HA ANTI SEMITISM! JOOOOSSSS!

 

[The Dork Lord]

Hitler was half jewish, right?

Sick fucking world.

 

[SaintLucifer]

He got mad and threw it and me and yelled something about me being "antiseptic". How can I make this right?

You should have shoved it down his fucking semite throat. I would have done so, along with shoving a swastika sandwich to go with it.

 

[SaintLucifer]

Hitler was half jewish, right?

Sick fucking world.

Hitler was not half-Jewish you dumb shit.

 

[Dean Venture]

Hitler was a crumb bumb.

 

[jack]

Hitler's greatest achievement was being able to withstand regular beatings that would render anyone else unconscious from his father and be proud of them.