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Why???

I hate tickle fights.. well, that's not true. I love them if I'm the one tickling someone else... ~ grins ~

Well, I'll keep the MF fires burning if you get bored or need a good laugh, or if you just want to lust after someone with me... ;)
 
Me too, and I swing wide and hard too. As a kid, I was a real scrapper. I have a mean left hook. If I'm caught by surprise [and not tied up ;)] I swing without thinking.
 
I'm not ticklish. Never have been. That, and my ability to completely control ejaculation are the only two "talents" I possess.

;)
 
Big Dick McGee said:
I'm not ticklish. Never have been. That, and my ability to completely control ejaculation are the only two "talents" I possess.

;)

LOL, promises, promises... :)
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
TK is full of ticklers, other boards are full of ticklees...

I guess all the invasions are completely proper.

You know this is VERY true. I just never thought of it like that.
 
Big Dick McGee said:
Fact. I coulda been a porn star, 'cept for the whole "not wanting to sleep with skeevy porn women" thing. :)

I was once offered a job as an actress too.. and I would have done it, except for the whole "fucking sleazy guys, dying young of AIDS and being camera shy" thing. ;)
 
^^Well, yeah, that too. Hmmm...while I am pretty well-endowed, and possessed of the ability to "relax" as Frankie would say, I never really thought about whether or not I could get wood in front of a group of people.
 
Big Dick McGee said:
^^Well, yeah, that too. Hmmm...while I am pretty well-endowed, and possessed of the ability to "relax" as Frankie would say, I never really thought about whether or not I could get wood in front of a group of people.

Yep that is a whole different situation than just being hard and big. I used to manage a bar that a few film companies used to shoot porn and I used to sit around and talk to the guys who were performing. They said you get used to it, but it takes a certain mind set.
 
Caitriona said:
Yep that is a whole different situation than just being hard and big. I used to manage a bar that a few film companies used to shoot porn and I used to sit around and talk to the guys who were performing. They said you get used to it, but it takes a certain mind set.

Yeah, I don't even really like talking about sex with other guys. I always feel like I shared this special thing with a woman, and telling my buddies about it is almost like putting them there in the memory.

Not that I ever even considered porn, but I'm sure I would've been creeped out to have some fat hairy boom guy shoving a mic up my balls.
 
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