Wil - BB14

[SAUSAGEMAN]

Name: Wil Heuser

Age: 24

Hometown: Louisville, Ky.

Occupation: Marketing Consultant

Three adjectives that describe you: Funny, unique and brash.

Favorite Activities: Running, biking and lunching with good friends.
Most difficult part about living inside the Big Brother house: It will be difficult to live with other people. I'm used to living on my own and having my space, but I'm always up for a challenge.

Strategy for winning “Big Brother:” I would probably not tell the other roommates my profession and play the "nice guy," "someone you can trust" role. I think I would let alliances form first and then manipulate my way into control of the game.

Which past Big Brother cast member did you like most or least: I just watched the last season but I did not like Evil Dick; arrogant people are not my cup of tea. I did like Rachel. She was outgoing and fun to watch.

What are you afraid of: Snakes and bananas creep me out.

What is the accomplishment you are most proud of: My career. I have traveled the world, met amazing people, and I've never let the word NO stop me. [he is a rapist]

Finish this sentence: My life’s motto is… If you want something done, do it yourself.

What would you take into the house and why: A flat iron since I have crazy hair and I have to keep it in check! An iPod because music helps me think and meditate. A bottle of Woodford Reserve… I'm from Kentucky – Bourbon -- it’s in my blood.

What would you do if “Big Brother” made you famous: I wouldn't change much in my life. Fame comes and goes. I would however probably use a little bit of press to help bring light to causes close to my heart.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

TheWilShow - YouTube

He's like Chris Crocker without the porn. He's like a short Kristen Johnson from 3rd Rock. He's like David Lee Roth after a sex change.

He and Ian are gonna rock my world.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

I'm a bit confused at the idea of a marketing consultant having to hide his profession.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I think people would have trouble believing he's anything but a street performer.

But it is one of those FirstWorldPains kind of jobs, the ones that flyover hicks might think is too uppity, therefore making him "undeserving" of the prize money.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

So, um. This is the first time I've watched BB and been able to stand the token gay. Great job, Wil.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He's funny, but he spends too much time just hanging out with Janelle, talking like Heathers.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

LOL, he completely turned on Janelle and helped get her evicted. And because of that...

Evicted.

Farewell, my entertaining flaming homosexual from Kentucky with the variety-pak of speedos. You spent too much time picking and scratching at your hair extensions, but I loved you anyway.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

Wil. I still like him.
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[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He's a scream. He makes me moist. Except for the weave.