"Wild Card" housemates

[CaptainWacky]

AN “Indian Brian Dowling”, a Dr Who geek and a girl dubbed The Hurricane are fighting for a place on Big Brother.

One of them will get a wild card entry into the Channel 5 house, despite all three failing their auditions for being “too over the top”.

The trio, described as “ticking timebombs” guaranteed to cause chaos, will go head-to-head in a viewers’ vote that will put one of them in the house.


Jamie said his wild cards include a super-smart geek in his 30s with long hair, a beard and a top hat who has been dubbed a 1960s Doctor Who.

Then there’s a gay Indian in his 30s, “a high maintenance receptionist who loves the spotlight”, described by Jamie as “funny but confrontational”.

The presenter’s final choice is The Hurricane, a larger-than-life 20-something girl who producers originally rejected as fake.

She is said to hate her nipples and hides sweets down her pants.

THE HURRICANE TO WIN.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Might as well let the Gay Indian in. If the Hurricane gets in, she will fall victim to the curse and be the first housemate evicted.

 

[CaptainWacky]

YOU CAN'T STOP THE HURRICANE!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

BRING BACK HEAVEN!

(Was that her name? lol)

 

[CaptainWacky]

Heaven Africa was her fake real name,yes.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Maybe Dr. Who Jr. is actually a grand-nephew of John McCririck, and will spend his time fapping into his beard.

 

[Seph]

Heaven Africa was her fake real name,yes.

Who the fuck would make their fake real name Heaven Africa, what a cunt.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Imagine Venus & Serena Williams' older, taller sister, only instead of playing tennis, she's a New Age holistic healer, always talking about positive energy, yeh, positivity man.

Heaven - BB 2011

 

[Seph]

Oh sweet Jesus save me.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She thought Star Trek was a documentary.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

So we all want someone different, because I'd like to see the Dr Who fan in there. There haven't been enough nerds in the house over the years.

Who wins? CHAVS DECIDE!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

We had that young ginger nerd in the invaders, the one that took Mario's mind off of Ben and turned him creepy.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The Doctor Who fan will probably be someone who thinks Tennant is the best Doctor and that the character's name actually is "Doctor Who".

 

[Seph]

=/