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Will Al Gore announce...

Hmmm.... would he make a "good" president?

Translation: would he suck any less than any of the democraps or republitards currently whining for office?
 
Suckage is relative.

Announce at the Oscars? That thought never occured to me. Isn't he up for "Best Science Fiction" or something like that?
 
We'd still be better off with Bob Dole. Bob Dole is dead, right? Yeah, better a dead, stuffed and mounted guy in office, at least then it would be obvious and therefore sort of morbidly amusing to watch Israel and Mexico pull his strings.
 
Right after he invents the internet and shows up all of the PhD's who can't agree on global warming, he'll accept his oscar AND announce his intention of becoming the new UN Secretary General AND President of the U.S.

I wish I had his mind for fantasy.
 
As long as Hilary I'm-a-fucking-douchebag Clinton doesn't become President, I'll be at least 75% happy.
 
Gore will announce that he has invented the Star Trek transporter, that he was Future Guy on Enterprise, and that he's moving us all back in time to the day before Election Day 2000.

His posse will police all the election workers turning away black people for no reason in Florida, and see what happens next.

Also Kathleen Harris will mysteriously disappear. Oops.
 
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