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Winter Olympics

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Does brushing the ice in front of the stone actually do anything, or is curling just one big scam?

More thoughts coming possibly!
 
The drones forming the Olympic Rings in the opening ceremony were seriously cool.

That’s probably all I’ll see.
 
I always enjoyed curling on the Olympics, but this time I have reached curling overload.

Those male figure skaters have butts like boulders.
 
THE HEARTS OF FANS EVERYWHERE plus he made the gay-hating Vice President look bad.

Also he helped Team USA win a team skating medal (bronze I think).
 
Ugh why do hot gay couples ruin the magic by having kids right away?

Might as well marry a woman if you need to be so normative...WHERE'S THE SEX TAPE?
 
The gossip sites say they're into orgies so that's still hot, I guess?

Also Germany beat Canada at Hockey lol.
 
It's funny how when Britain does well in the summer olympics everyone's like "They're HEROES! Let's have a parade for them when they get home!" but when we do well in the winter olympics we're like "Who cares, why did we spend so much money on that shit? SHOOT THEM WHEN THEY GET HOME!"
 
'tis a sport but why the fuck would someone need to use DRUGS??yes, I realize a lot of cali drfrivers use drugs too.
 
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