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A real woman makes no apologies for her behavior while she is on her period. You should just know to leave her the freak alone. Approach her very, very carefully, with a box of chocolates, and you may be allowed to continue existing.
 
*word*

If you smell perfume, approach with confidence

If you smell vinegar or fish.. RUN LIKE HELL :eek:






:D
 
eloisel said:
A real woman makes no apologies for her behavior while she is on her period. You should just know to leave her the freak alone. Approach her very, very carefully, with a box of chocolates, and you may be allowed to continue existing.
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There are ample drugs today to stop this biological nonsense...

...unless of course women want to revoke their right to vote and fight alongside men in wars?
 
And rightly so!

Voting too should be revoked - how can a woman be expected to give a clear judgement on election day if she's on her period?

And it doesn't end there... what about women who preside over court as Judges? Should they be allowed to work on their period?
 
Men have periods too, we just don't have a uterine lining to shed in a flow of bloody diarrhea.
 
I have periods where I'm eating and should know better to read one of Jack's posts!

When men get em, they can be anything from bad day, to miflife crisis...
 
They think it's easy ejaculating all those millions of little sperm. That's a lot of work, ladies.

Just ask Elrod how much work it is :)
 
jack said:
They think it's easy ejaculating all those millions of little sperm. That's a lot of work, ladies.

Just ask Elrod how much work it is :)
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too bad you've been impotent for the last 30 years, munchkin.
 
jack said:
Men have periods too, we just don't have a uterine lining to shed in a flow of bloody diarrhea.
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The Dork Lord said:
I have periods where I'm eating and should know better to read one of Jack's posts!

When men get em, they can be anything from bad day, to miflife crisis...
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Men are on the rag 24/7/52.
 
The Dork Lord said:
Women aren't used in combat by US forces.
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Was talking to a friend just yesterday about restrictions on women in the military. You're talking strictly ground forces, right?

They're still in harm's way, though: If they're on a ship that gets hit or flying an aircraft that gets shot down, that's a combat death, right?

The navy only restricts women from being SEALs (I think...?) and from serving on nuclear subs (I know for a fact...must be the penis envy).
 
eloisel said:
A real woman makes no apologies for her behavior while she is on her period. You should just know to leave her the freak alone. Approach her very, very carefully, with a box of chocolates, and you may be allowed to continue existing.
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Yeah right.
 
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