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I lick camels and other beasts of burden clean WITH MY OWN TONGUE. Ocassionaly I'll use someone else's but that costs me money and hurts my bottom line. AND I'm on call 24 hours a day, because you'll never know when someone will need a beast of burden cleaned in a hurry with that level of dedication and professionalism.
Camels don't taste good and I may have lockjaw [occupational hazard].The paperwork is also a bitch, you wouldn't believe the amount of it I am required to log with the government in triplicate per beast of burden cleaned. And the Friday night stomach pumping to dredge out the hair is something you never really get used to.
I have a little bit of spam in my pocket, just a little. And when they passed that basket around, I made sure I gave what I have! I gave it away! It will come back to me ten fold! I hope. Me of little faith! Forgive me Father for I have not spammed.