johnford
Fuck me silly
1) I cant peel myself away from my computer for any kind of social contact as if I had any friends before wow but now Im so isolated in my apartment it reeks of garbage,sweat & feces.
2) I haven't bathed in 3 months & my only companions are the flies that surround me constantly.
3) I sit in my own waste oblivious to the piles surrounding my computer desk.
4) My hair has grown incredibly long you'd think I was a yetti.
5) My blisters on my fingers have blisters.
6) The trash hasnt been taken out in months & there is now a trash mountain piled to the ceiling.
7) I survive on canned food & delivery.
8) My body is lice ridden & I got crabs every where.
9) I no longer have a good posture now I look like a hunch back.
10) I masterbate to night elves & female taurens.
11) I sleep on the floor instead of walking 20 feet to the bed.
12) I now weigh 600 lbs & considered a born again virgin whom relies on mommy to go grocery shopping once a week so I do not starve to death as if i would. I'd probab;y just eat myself if it came to it.
13) Theres mold all over my computer desk.
14) I slobber all over the keyboard.
15) I havent seen sunlight in 2 months.
2) I haven't bathed in 3 months & my only companions are the flies that surround me constantly.
3) I sit in my own waste oblivious to the piles surrounding my computer desk.
4) My hair has grown incredibly long you'd think I was a yetti.
5) My blisters on my fingers have blisters.
6) The trash hasnt been taken out in months & there is now a trash mountain piled to the ceiling.
7) I survive on canned food & delivery.
8) My body is lice ridden & I got crabs every where.
9) I no longer have a good posture now I look like a hunch back.
10) I masterbate to night elves & female taurens.
11) I sleep on the floor instead of walking 20 feet to the bed.
12) I now weigh 600 lbs & considered a born again virgin whom relies on mommy to go grocery shopping once a week so I do not starve to death as if i would. I'd probab;y just eat myself if it came to it.
13) Theres mold all over my computer desk.
14) I slobber all over the keyboard.
15) I havent seen sunlight in 2 months.
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