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WOT THA FUCK R U LOOKIN AT?

Gagh

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HUH? DO YOU WANT A FUCKIN SLAP IN THA FACE OR SUMMAT?
 
GOLLUM! *COUGH* GOLKUM! :SD:!! l' LOOPY DRARSY SOOTy,.s./
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This does not look good. It may be that Gagh has come down with a case of chav. And there is only one cure.

Cowpie.
 
What about tazoring him ?
 
Perhaps strapping him down Clockwork Orange style and making him watch every episode of "Small Wonder"?

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I'll fucking cut your jacobs off, sonny.

Eggs Mayonnaise said:
Perhaps strapping him down Clockwork Orange style and making him watch every episode of "Small Wonder"?


Where are those little girls arms!
 
They're there. Sleeves were so poofy in the 80s that arms are easy to miss.
 
Uh... why does that chick have a mannequin set up that way? That's foogin' creepeh.
 
and it really does look like the kid has no arms....ew.
 
And the most disturbing thing about it is, the chick looks really, really happy that the kid (or mannequin, it looks like a mannequin to me) has no arms. Like she'd been trying for hours to get the arms off it, and just a few seconds ago finally yanked 'em off.
 
That is weird maybe she cooked up the arms in a big pot and made a nice stew?
 
Maybe mannequin-arm stew is her S-P-E-C-I-A-L-I-T-Y.
 
Maybe Natalie's nips hold the secrets of the universe.
 
Such as HOFFA?
 
Yes. She shall henceforth be known not as Natalie, but as Lady Hoffanips.
 
No, Natalie is her name and the word is God.
 
CaptainWacky said:
No, Natalie is her name and the word is God.

Who am I to disagree, these are the things that blah BLAH ANNIE LENNOX ULTRAVOX LEVEL42 UB40
 
well 'ard.
 
awrite, blood.
 
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