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Would you rather have sex or chocolate?

Sex or chocolate?

Hmm, oh wait that's right, I'm a guy.

SEX

Chocolate is not even on the radar. Weed however...
 
I'm not a big fan of chocolate either. Unless Laker_Girl, or maybe Charlize Theron are under the chocolate.

It's a shame, though. Too many women have been disappointed by poor lovers that they'll most likely choose chocolate, because it's more reliable.
 
Poor lovers ruin it for everybody. :(

Have some pride! Take the time to do it right the FIRST time, damnit! There'll always be time for chocolate after!
 
^^The good news is....so many women have been inured to bad (or quick) lovemaking by the average man, that when a good one comes along, they're likely to hang on for dear life!
 
My daughter found a confectioner's shop - one of their best selling items is a truffle - three layers of the best chocolate - dark center, milk middle layer, and white chocolate outside coating. Absolutely wonderful.

So the question is not sex or chocolate but
really good sex or really good chocolate?
 
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