Would you throw Nikki over the wall if you could?

[CaptainWacky]

SHE's TINY

 

[Mentalist]

I'd psychologically scare her so badly if she started bitching and moaning in my presence. I wouldn't even have to move.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd cuddle her.

 

[Grammour Boy]

I WOULD SPIN NIKKI REPEATEDLY

 

[Grammour Boy]

SCAR OR SCARE?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I THINK ULTIMATELY SHE NEEDS PART OF HER BRAIN REMOVED AND REPLACED BY A POSITRONIC BRAIN PART AND THEN SHE WILL BE FINE

 

[Mentalist]

Would be a good idea if positronic brains existed.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Well that would be a requirement, yes.

 

[Mentalist]

Maybe it would be deemed as a waste of positronic technology if said tech did exist?

 

[Gagh]

LASHLEY SMASH NIKKI

 

[Gagh]

IT'S A TOUGH CHOICE, BUT I'LL GO WITH THE GAY ORLANDO.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

RECANIZE BITCHAZ

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I'd throw her into John McCririck's bumhole

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzjkrQ-a6Ac&mode=related&search=

 

[CaptainWacky]

HOW DARE YOU!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

NO MAN WOULD SLEEP WITH YOU.. NOT EVEN *I*, AN OVERWEIGHT OLD HORSE OBSESSIONIST, YOU MUNT FACED TALKING BALLBAG

 

[CaptainWacky]

I guess Pete doesn't count as a man.

 

[Ishcabittle]

LARGELY, YES.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

"Pete's like a girl, you could have lesbo sex with him, it'd be totally great, you know what I mean?" - Jennie, Ash, Dimogen, Nikki, Snuzi, Grace, Lisa, Richard, Jayne, Boner, etc.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I liked Imogen.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Yeah, she'd make a nice household ornament, I suppose. A throw on the bed, perhaps, or an attractive centrepiece for the dining room table. But nothing that involves giving unique opinions and not being penetrated by me.