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WOW I HAVE ANOTHER SUGGESTION

CoyoteUgly said:
Listen guys, I've learned the hard way... it really makes life easier for you if you leave the seat down.
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you mean while peeing or after?

if you leave it down you may sprinkle whilst thou tinkle....
 
VKD said:
you mean while peeing or after?

if you leave it down you may sprinkle whilst thou tinkle....
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No. Obviously you've never lived with three females. You lift to pee, then put it back down.

And you make sure there's plenty of paper within reach of the toilet... not under the lavatory... within reach.

Believe me, if you want to eat, it's easier this way.
 
otherwise, you cook for yourself, or eat out.

Still, they all shriek in that same tone when they hit the rim when you don't, eh?
 
CoyoteUgly said:
Listen guys, I've learned the hard way... it really makes life easier for you if you leave the seat down.
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Want to make life really easy? Just sit to pee. You'll never have to dick with the lid or worry about missing.
 
Cranky Bastard said:
Want to make life really easy? Just sit to pee. You'll never have to dick with the lid or worry about missing.
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Wow, I found something you wrote that makes sense... I might like you!

Yep, I like you, now....YAY!
 
If a man is so shallow that he can't be bothered to consider the woman who has to share his toilet, then he doesn't deserve the woman.

We have extremely clean toilets and she isn't the only one that wields a toilet brush.
 
Know what I hate? Working in some of these little one dog towns and needing to use the facilities at the one gas station on the corner. It's a unisex restroom and the seat is up. Now..... in order to get the seat down, I have to touch that filthy thing with my fingers. I was thinking one time about an auto seat lifter, what a handy gadget it would make, just a pedal near the base of the toilet, step on it to raise the seat...step off it and the seat lowers. It shouldnt be that hard to make....

;)
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