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wtf

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My girlfriend and I went on a trip together. It was a long travel, so we slept in the room when we got there. I woke first and was hungry and realized she must be hungry too. I called the restaraunt and they told me I could have just called the front desk and gave me a long spiel about something. Then I asked my girlfriend what she wanted, but she hadn't looked at the menu yet, so I handed it up to her (she was in a loft bed or something) then the lady on the phone got impatient, so I said I would call the front desk back next time and hung up the phone.
I turned to see my girlfriend, to see if she knew what she wanted-a sandwich she said, but then she suddenly wasn't there. I couldn't find her-I called to her, but no answer. Frustrated and tired I fell back asleep.

I awoke in a strange apartment-my previous apartment maybe mixed with a house I used to live in a long time ago. My dog, he was doing something, he had climbed up on my bed. My dog that had died 7 years ago, but not in this dream-which this is all a dream if you haven't figured it out yet.

I didn't feel safe wherever I was, and my dog wanted something-he wanted out, or food, I can't remember. So I walked around the apartment with him checking everything out. It looked ok. So I went to the balcony door and let him out. Then I went outside with him and howled at the moon, then he howled at the moon. Then we both howled at the moon and I walked back inside, leaving the door open.

Then I walked around in sort of a stupor, and was blinded as I often am in my dreams-I can't see fully. So I just stumbled around, but at this point felt mostly normal.
Until suddenly there was a girl there who I did not know. But then she told me she loved me, did I believe her?
"Sure, I believe you, who the fuck are you?" I asked.
And she said, "Its me, Amy! I love you! Don't be mad!"
"Mad? I'm not mad" 0_0 "But I still dont' know who you are"
I try to manipulate her, I try to get her to leave, I finally bring her into the bathroom, turning on lights everywhere just so I can see who she is. I already know she isn't my girlfriend because I can at least see her hair-its curly and 1/2 blond and 1/2 dark. I touch it and ask her "wtf?" and she says something about it being her hair, and that its ok, and its perfectly normal.
OK, whatever, its not, but whatever. So I pick her up and she is really really small, so I've got her by the side like a briefcase, and as I'm about to throw her out of my place she has a cigarette hanging from her hand that is getting everywhere in my house, so now I'm just getting pissed, so I set her outside, watch as she starts to cry and I lock the door.

Then I wake up for real.
Fuck the patch. I wake up for real and rip the nicotine patch off my body and now here I am. I expected it was closer to 5 AM so that I could just stay up the rest of the day, but dammit if it isn't only just after 1. That whole dream only took me a couple hours to dream. WTF. Part of me sort of likes these strange dreams I'm having, but not after tonights dream. That was just wierd.
Sorry no lesbian sex to write about for you fellows. It was all just a dream anyway.
 
Yeah that happened when I was in Florida too. I just have to remember to take it off at night. I did have some crazy dreams last week too-but they were sort of cool, but not really, but I was thinking, "Yeah man, those were cool!" I want to dream more cool stuff.
yeah, no, not really.
I'm going back to sleep now.
Whew.
 
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