Dude, really. If you're gonna play in this pool you really need to come with stronger gobsmack. This ain't goddamn Toddler Kingdom. You're like the guy who works all night on that one classic zinger, then waits for the right moment, and in the brief lull when everyone is quiet you chime in with "I heard Jack doesn't return his library books on time."
I'm calling this an intervention. Back to the shallow end with you, Junior, you don't appear to be dive-certified. Come back when you can swim with the sharks without holding your nose...