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yo bitches!

Oh dear sweet Zeus. I thought you were dead. You, obviously, are not. Can you rectify this? I'll mail you the razorblades.
 
My wife is about to have our fourth child. If the baby wasn't sitting as low as it is, I'd still be getting laid on a daily basis at least. I fully expect to begin receiving the second the Caesarean wound heals satisfactorily.

You can STFU anytime 'hummus, you pathetic fail barge.
 
What's getting laid have to do with anything, besides getting laid? Is this some sort of adolescent emotional growth spurt the poster has experienced?
 
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