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[you] bores me.

Blindgroping

Blindgroping

U mad 'bro?
Not "you", but [you].

I'm bored, not sleepy and I have to fast for 12 hours.
I have a blood drawing and chest x-ray in the morning and they don'e want me to fuck up the blood before they take it.

But.... I'm bored and awake.
I can't even take Nyquil or vodka like I usually do to get sleepeh.

fuckers.
 
Blindgroping said:
Not "you", but NeonMercuryASH.

I'm bored, not sleepy and I have to fast for 12 hours.
I have a blood drawing and chest x-ray in the morning and they don'e want me to fuck up the blood before they take it.

But.... I'm bored and awake.
I can't even take Nyquil or vodka like I usually do to get sleepeh.

fuckers.
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YOU bore me shitless!
 
Bored you may be, my little friend, but why invoke my name in your boredom? What have I ever done to you, blindgroping? Am I forgetting a time when you were ceaselessly entertained by me? Half-forgotten dreams and nostalgia... Is this what stands now before us? Pity that poor monument to a more elegant time that is now so much ether swirling senselessly down the cosmic drainpipe of eternity.

Surely many of your groveling sycophants will be amiss that they have been left out of your diabolical little scheme to resurrect me from the bonepile. I am only surprised that my arch E-Nemesis Sarek has not popped into this thread to disparage me as he usually does. Perhaps this is only because I have only now chosen to return and begin posting anew here.

This return of mine is no doubt more than his puny pseudo-consciousness can appreciate and I fully expect his first welcoming barbs to commence immediately. He is like a feeble-minded family member whose rantings are tolerated by others in the family to such a degree as familiarity permits.

Thank you BlindGroping for this magnanimous segue for my re-entry. Without it I would have been forced to make a more bombastic approach than I had intended. I am eternally grateful to you for this, my love. Always remember to be beautiful at all times and radiate your inner light from within. Only then will you be all that you can in this world.
 
ScrotusRex said:
I am only surprised that my arch E-Nemesis Sarek has not popped into this thread to disparage me as he usually does. Perhaps this is only because I have only now chosen to return and begin posting anew here.
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You're one of those out of sight, out of mind types.
 
Blindgroping said:
Not "you", but Mirage.

I'm bored, not sleepy and I have to fast for 12 hours.
I have a blood drawing and chest x-ray in the morning and they don'e want me to fuck up the blood before they take it.

But.... I'm bored and awake.
I can't even take Nyquil or vodka like I usually do to get sleepeh.

fuckers.
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You saying I bore you, is so boring.....
 
"You" know, I tried to make the You tag as obvious as possible, yet the trolling net still catches a few.


Let me put it this way, [you] is an idiot if you think I'm talking about you.

Anyone want to write a song about the You tag?
 
OMG!!!!
I bore me!!
And now I'm insulting myself by saying I'm an idiot!!

wHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME??
Would [you] please come to my defence and tell me off??

It's just too much to handle.....

I shal go sulk at another board now... ~sniff~
 
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