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You guys are a bunch of immature little twats!

I'm glad someone had the wherewithal to fucking come out and say it.

Hey, keeks - UP YER ASS, DOOD!
 
Edmund: So, lads, I'm up a certain creek without a certain instrument. Either I raise a thousand pounds by this evening, or I get murdered. What should I do?


Baldrick: It's obvious.


Edmund: What?


Baldrick: You'll have to get murdered. You'll never raise that sort of money.
 
I hear there's money to be made down by the docks.

Doing certain... favors... if you know what I mean.
 
Am I the only one who sees how weird it is that the in-house holocaust skeptic is one of the few who HASN'T lost his goddamned mind this morning? O_o
 
I'm just pleased that SOMEONE here has retained their sanity. I don't know what Shatna put in the water yesterday, but I will be investigating.....
 
But this other shit is all because of Shatna's house. You get that many roommates and stuff is bound to happen. It's Surreal Life: Troll Kingdom
 
I want to wield a big novelty rubber dong, Shat, and just start beating people over the head and buttocks with it.
 
Neil said:
I want to wield a big novelty rubber dong, Shat, and just start beating people over the head and buttocks with it.

Ain't nobody coming near my buttocks with a dong, rubber or otherwise!
 
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