You know we should have seen this coming...

[Donovan]

You name a forum "Grasslands", you announce it will be an herbage friendly zone with all manner of topics for, about, and on the subject of pot...

And you really expect that anybody who regularly uses pot is gonna have the energy to put together thoughtful, well-reasoned posts?

"Dude, I just thought of the true proof of the existence of God while I was watching that Scooby Doo commercial."

"Righteous, man, you should totally post it on TK and blow their fucking minds..."

(lengthy pause)

"Yeah, totally..."

(lengthier pause)

"Yeah..."

(brief nap, followed by a momentary hunt for the remote control that fell in the cracks of the couch)

"Where's the cheetos anyway?"

"Wait, what were we talking about again?"

(really, really, really long pause)

"Scooby doo."

"Oh yeah...I fuckin love Scooby Doo."

"Yeah...we should totally post a topic about Scooby Doo on TK...."

"Dude pass me the bong over here."

 

[FBI parte due]

 

[Donovan]

ramen noodles are a stoners bestest friend...

 

[Conchaga]

Experimental sub-forum is experimental.

However, I think it should be a part of the bizarre bazaar.

 

[FBI parte due]

Hell, it's more active than the Digital Abyss.

 

[Donovan]

Yeah but I can't do funny "stoners watching Scooby Doo" skits for that forum.

 

[Conchaga]

I never watch Scooby doo while high. Duckman, maybe, but not Scooby Doo.