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You know what I heard?

'Gear

'Gear

RIP 1970~2018
I heard TKR is just a bunch of self-righteous wannabe intellectuals who spend all their time congratulating each other on how fucking smart they are.

I tried to get in but they told me I wasn't smart enough.

What a bunch of pricks.
 
You ungrateful piece of shit! I hope you get raped and killed by 1000 rabid baboons and then jack shits on your corpse.
 
Hey jack, look at that cry-baby! To think that we actually considered for a few moments to let him stay!

Turns out he's nothin but a pathetic li'l pussy taking his balls and running away to TK to whine about us the second we stop being all hugs'n'kisses with him. And all that just because we gently told him that "quod soli sint in mundo, cetera omnia tantum in ipsorum cogitationibus existant" does not translate to "since I am only imagining you, I can fuck you deeply in the neck whenever I want".

Srsly - :rolleyes:
 
Well with loktar, you run out of soap trying to keep it all whitewashed.

My pretentiousness level to get in just went up a notch too...now you have to use family members stories and breathe life into them, with as much attention to detail as possible. Made up itinerary are a must!

Think that should attract some new members?
 
Here you go (as far as neck fucking is concerned)Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo,
Aureli pathice et cinaede Furi,
qui me ex versiculis meis putastis,
quod sunt molliculi, parum pudicum.
 
I think Gear is just pissed that I edited his post in "100 greatest thinkers of all time, western civilization" thread for NOT STICKING TO THE FUCKING FORMAT and for posting a dowdy picture of Moses.
 
jack said:
Well with loktar, you run out of soap trying to keep it all whitewashed.

My pretentiousness level to get in just went up a notch too...now you have to use family members stories and breathe life into them, with as much attention to detail as possible. Made up itinerary are a must!

Think that should attract some new members?
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Fuck you, jack! I'm taking back those 1095 sole kisses I promised you. You and your shoe fetish can rot in hell!
 
Lox, do us all a favor and wear a fucking slip under your dress next time you come over, pervert.
 
Donovan said:
Hey. The guy had 80's hair. I don't even think it was Moses, I think it was the guy from Dexy's Midnight Runners. You sir are a pseudo-pseudo-intellectual.
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Just so we're on the same page here -

How many wrongs make a right?

I'm pretty sure pseudo-pseudo makes me actual.

And that Moses was a balls out stud.
 
'Gear said:
There nothing more delicious then a properly butchered Latin verb.
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Oh, OK, I've just changed my mind, let him back in. The man does appreciate the fine arts, after all!

Lox, do us all a favor and wear a fucking slip under your dress next time you come over, pervert.
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And nooo, I won't let you have one of mine again. Sorry sweet cheeks, but it just weirds me out too much to see you strolling around in my panties.
 
jack said:
Lox, do us all a favor and wear a fucking slip under your dress next time you come over, pervert.
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I won't be coming over you ever again! Our secret love affair is over! And I you know I always showed up naked to your house. I never wore a slip or a dress. You'll never nibble my man tits ever again, neck pervert!
 
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