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thekid65

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Makes no difference to me. I'm here to bring a little life into this joint, as it appears the post quality, and group participation has been lacking as of late. Now mind you, I read the rules of this forum, so I'll be careful not to post anything hateful, condecsending, or derogatory. And you can darned well be sure that I wont offend any of ya's by using curse words an such. I'm just here to make friends, of that you can be sure. This really does seem like a fun and friendly place, so I look forward to making a lot of friends here.

Now, I see that a pm has been sent to the admins/mods of this forum requesting that I be allowed to post in other areas of this fine forum. For that, I'm forever grateful. I simply cannot wait to enter the friendly confines of The Tea Room. I understand that my nic very closely resembles the typical hjffdgc nics of your typical board spammers that are here to sell you cheap pharmaceuticals, so I can see where the powers that be might be wary of my posts. So I'll just stand by and count the minutes untill I'm allowed full posting access. I cannot wait to discuss the finer points of Earl Grey.

By the way, I noticed the [sarc] [/sarc] tags seem to be on the fritz around here. I'm sure the admin will address this problem immeadiatley.
 
Wait a second... are you referring to the outstanding poster that I've read over at BH that goes by the moniker Zodiac? Are they one and the same? I'm truely honored if so, to find this guys/gals home forum.

Mr/Mrs Admin, please address the aforementioned tag issue I informed you about.
 
No worries. Your secret is safe with me. Angelica, one of your esteemed members will vouch for my integrity. Although the baseball team she chooses to cheer for is a bit dubious, her choice of E-friends is impeccable.

Thats 4. You lose, Tyrant.
 
Franz Ferdinand said:
Entertain me or GTFO.

No deal. I dont post links for gay porn.

And just to be clear, this forum is here for my entertainment.

Know your place in this world son, and as of this moment, your place is under my boot. Try harder, and you might reach leg-humper status, if I so choose to let you.
 
Accusing me of being gay? OH NOES!

That's not how it works, ever, dig? Newbies are here for OUR entertainment, not the other way around. I don't have to do shit.
 
Franz Ferdinand said:
Accusing me of being gay? OH NOES!

That's not how it works, ever, dig? Newbies are here for OUR entertainment, not the other way around. I don't have to do shit.

Says the virtual noob thats had 109 posts in a year (unless yer a nic-switching punk). Apparently, you dont have shit to say in this forum, so you are insignificant. Although, you have graduated to ankle-biter. Keep trying, you'll get there soon enough.


Oopsie.. I cussed. My sincere apologies to any that have been offended
 
I have not yet begun to flame. But thanks for clarifying your position on this board. I can tell the Admins here are very nice, as evidenced by my welcome message rec'd in my email:

Dear thekid65,

Thanks for registering at Troll Kingdom! We are glad you have chosen to
be a part of our community and we hope you enjoy your stay.

All the best,
Troll Kingdom

I got a warm fuzzy feeling in my tummy now.
 
Well, to be honest with ya, I'm waiting to discuss the finer points of Earl Grey tea.. but alas, the Admins are a bit slow on granting me access.

As far as the "flaming" goes. I'm awaiting somebody who's worth a shit (damnit, another cuss word. I hope I dont get banned)
 
Now, if you'll excuse me. I have a tee-time (not tea time, I cannot discuss that in here yet.)

I shall return, and hopefully the Admins will have addressed the tag problem.
 
thekid65 said:
Well, to be honest with ya, I'm waiting to discuss the finer points of Earl Grey tea.. but alas, the Admins are a bit slow on granting me access.

Tea is good stuff.
 
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