You Need to Grow a Vagina

[I Love Cunt]

Yeah, enough telling someone to grow balls, I'm going to start saying this instead.
Grow some breasts and be more sensitive.
























just kidding I'm not really going to say these things.
Ever.

 

[Ilyanna]

Honey if I grew some more breasts, I'd have a serious problem.
Let alone a second vagina. Wait, I can see some possibilities there.

 

['Gear]

Two vaginas? Now that's just selfish.

 

[Ilyanna]

Hey, just think how efficient that could turn out to be!

 

['Gear]

Yeah, but what about those of us peasants who don't even have one.

 

[Ilyanna]

Pfft, you do have one, it's just not attached to your body. Which, I can assure you, I envy you for at times.

 

['Gear]

That'd be like me having exclusive say over what to do with a weapon that defeats all others and then deciding I'd like to have another one just for kicks.

And loans don't count.

 

[Ilyanna]

That'd be like me having exclusive say over what to do with a weapon that defeats all others and then deciding I'd like to have another one just for kicks.

YOUR POINT BEING???

And loans don't count.

Which, in my opinion, is a very fortunate circumstance. Just imagine it would tell you how many dicks before yours have entered it every time you got busy. Oh the awkwardness.

 

['Gear]

YOUR POINT BEING???

Conceed.

Which, in my opinion, is a very fortunate circumstance. Just imagine it would tell you how many dicks before yours have entered it every time you got busy. Oh the awkwardness.

Wait what? JESUS. Hold on, is that hot? Maybe. Probably shouldn't be. Depends. WTF?

 

[Ilyanna]

Wait what? JESUS. Hold on, is that hot? Maybe. Probably shouldn't be. Depends. WTF?

/livestream of Gear's thoughts at the very moment the vagina states a number he didn't expect.

*ducks*

 

['Gear]

Right?? LOL

NIB or finely tuned? Ah the eternal question.

 

[Ilyanna]

vagina: "173"
he: "WTF?!?"
she:"... uh, the manufacturers clearly haven't exaggerated about how realistic their sex toys are?"

 

['Gear]

173? so I'm going to have to tell it what to do. Damn. Recent models are good for 500 if my fevered imagination is to be believed.

 

[Ilyanna]

173? so I'm going to have to tell it what to do.

There is something it has to actually do?

if my fevered imagination is to be believed.

Well, what else is there to believe in if not one's fevered imagination?

 

['Gear]

There is something it has to actually do?

Her. I meant her.

Well, what else is there to believe in if not one's fevered imagination?

From your lips to god's ear.

 

[Mirah]

I guess if Gear has a vagina, then I have some balls. Lots and lots of them. Just kidding, that didn't come out right.

 

[Mirah]

I really want to be in a situation where I am in a crowd of people and there is like this confrontation and I just shout, "Don give me your balls!" and he is like, "What?!" and I'm like, "I said, give me your balls! I need balls!"
and then he just hands some balls over and I kick the crap out of someone.

 

['Gear]

I borrow one from time to time. Not sure if that qualifies as 'has'. Probably not.

 

[vixie]

Hey, just think how efficient that could turn out to be!

Oh fucking NO!

If I have to buy more tampons and shit I am gonna lose it! As if I want two periods.

NOOOOOOOO!

Vent over.

 

[Enkephalen]

I think the equivalent of “grow a pair of balls” would be to "grow a pair of ovaries."