YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE WHO I AM IRL...

[Lord Raffles]

...you'd instantly think it was an obvious trick, but it isn't.

 

[Lilac]

ZOMG you're actually me.
Now I must tell myself to STFU, dual!

 

[Sarek]

YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE WHO I AM IRL...

Nor would we really care.

 

[Chuck]

Jude Law?

 

[Elrod Jericoho]

my dog?

 

[headvoid]

Kenny Harris?

 

[K Dogg]

Al Sharpton?

 

[Sarek]

Gilbert Gottfried?

 

[Conchaga]

Carrot Top.

 

[headvoid]

Chuck Norris?

 

[missmanners]

Kate Middleton?


mm

 

[Laker_Girl]

Tom Cruise?

 

[Sarek]

Neil Patrick Harris?

 

[Conchaga]

Neil Patrick Harris?

Isn't he gay now?

 

[jack]

Ursula Hitler?

 

[Conchaga]

These controls are as sensitive as a schoolgirl's... uh... lips.

 

[Sarek]

Isn't he gay now?

Yep.

 

[Lord Raffles]

I wake up every day to see her back again
Screaming my name through the astral plane
And in this catalogue town she takes me down
Down through the platinum spires
Down through the telephone wires
And we shake it around in the underground
And like a new generation rise...​

 

[Gonad]

Hambil?

 

[jack]

Ann Coulter?