Your song of the year.

[Mentalist]

Doesn't have to be from 2005. Just choose your song of the year for you:

Mine is rather predictably Michael Jackson and the Song Heartbreak Hotel



Live and sin
Ten years ago on this day, my heart was yearning
I promised I would never ever be returning
Where my baby broke my heart and left me yearning

As we walked into the room, there were faces
Saring, glaring, tearing through me
Someone said welcome to your doom
Then they smiled with eyes that looked as if they knew me
This is scaring me

We walked up the stairs still concealing gloom
There were two girls sitting in My room
She walked up to my face
And said this is the place
You said meet you right here at noon

Heartbreak hotel
Heartbreak hotel
Heartbreak hotel
Heartbreak hotel

Hope is dead
She thought that I had cheated for another lover
I turn my back to see that I am undercover
Now I can't convince this girl there ain't no other

Someone's evil to hurt my soul
Every smile's trial thought in beguile
To hurt me
Then the man next door had told
He's been here in tears for fifteen years
This is scaring me

We came to this place, where the vicious dwell
And found that wicked women run this strange hotel
There was Sefra and Sue,
Every girl that I knew
And my baby said love is through

Heartbreak hotel
Heartbreak hotel
Heartbreak hotel
Heartbreak hotel


..


Right, I'm going out and getting drunk, see yall laterz.

 

[Bergerac]

The 10 Days of Wanking


On the first day of wanking
My peaceful pledge will be
To masturbate for all humanity.

On the second day of wanking
My peaceful pledge will be
To jack off with my left hand
And to masturbate for all humanity.

On the third day of wanking
My peaceful pledge will be
To use both hands for pleasure,
Jack off with my left hand,
And to masturbate for all humanity.

On the fourth day of wanking
My peaceful pledge will be
To play with my sex toys,
Use both hands for pleasure,
Jack off with my left hand,
And to masturbate for all humanity.

On the fifth day of wanking
My peaceful pledge will be
To STAND UP FOR PEACE...
Play with my sex toys,
Use both hands for pleasure,
Jack off with my left hand,
And to masturbate for all humanity.

On the sixth day of wanking
My peaceful pledge will be
To jill off sitting down,
STAND UP FOR PEACE...
Play with my sex toys,
Use both hands for pleasure,
Jack off with my left hand,
And to masturbate for all humanity.


On the seventh day of wanking
My peaceful pledge will be
To postpone orgasm,
Jill off sitting down,
STAND UP FOR PEACE...
Play with my sex toys,
Use both hands for pleasure,
Jack off with my left hand,
And to masturbate for all humanity.


On the eighth day of wanking
My peaceful pledge will be
To cum very loudly,
Postpone orgasm,
Jill off sitting down,
STAND UP FOR PEACE...
Play with my sex toys,
Use both hands for pleasure,
Jack off with my left hand,
And to masturbate for all humanity.


On the ninth day of wanking
My peaceful pledge will be
To touch myself in nature,
Cum very loudly,
Postpone orgasm,
Jill off sitting down,
STAND UP FOR PEACE...
Play with my sex toys,
Use both hands for pleasure,
Jack off with my left hand,
And to masturbate for all humanity.

On the tenth day of wanking
My peaceful pledge will be
To whack off with a friend,
Touch myself in nature,
Cum very loudly,
Postpone orgasm,
Jill off sitting down,
STAND UP FOR PEACE...
Play with my sex toys,
Use both hands for pleasure,
Jack off with my left hand,
And to masturbate for all humanity.

 

[Bergerac]

JINGLE BALLS

Jacking in the snow
For peace this holiday
Dick in hand you go
Shooting out a spray
Stroking by the gate
As Santa's sleigh takes flight
What fun it is to masturbate
For peace on Christmas night

Masturbate
Masturbate
Do it for the cause
We all want peace instead of war
And so does Santa Claus
Masturbate
Masturbate
Even in the cold
Shooting cum instead of guns
Is best for young and old

A stroke or two won't do
So pull it fast and strong
Letting out a moan
As you yank on your dong
Cry out nice and loud
When you beat for peace
Do it with a great big crowd
To make the fighting cease

Masturbate
Masturbate
Do it for the cause
We all want peace instead of war
And so does Santa Claus
Masturbate
Masturbate
Even in the cold
Shooting cum instead of guns
Is best for young and old...

 

[ThugLuv]

Drop It Like It's Hot - Snoop Dogg


[Intro]
Snooooooooooop..
Snooooooooooop..

[Chorus - Snoop Dogg]
When the pimp's in the crib ma
Drop it like it's hot
Drop it like it's hot
Drop it like it's hot
When the pigs try to get at ya
Park it like it's hot
Park it like it's hot
Park it like it's hot
And if a nigga get a attitude
Pop it like it's hot
Pop it like it's hot
Pop it like it's hot
I got the rolly on my arm and I'm pouring Chandon
And I roll the best weed cause I got it going on

[Verse - Pharrell Williams]
Uh! I'm a nice dude, with some nice dreams
See these ice cubes, see these Ice Creams?
Eligible bachelor, million dollar boat
That's whiter than what's spilling down your throat
The Phantom, exterior like fish eggs
The interior like suicide wrist red
I can excercise you, this can be your Phys. Ed
Cheat on your man ma, that's how you get ahizzead
Killer wit the beat, I know killers in the street
Wit the steel that'll make you feel like Chinchilla in the heat
So don't try to run up on my ear talking all that raspy shit
Trying to ask me shit
When my niggaz fill ya vest they ain't gon pass me shit
You should think about it, take a second
Matter fact, you should take four B
And think before you fuck wit lil skateboard P

[Chorus]

[Verse - Snoop Dogg]
I'm a gangsta, but y'all knew that
Da Big Bo$$ Dogg, yeah I had to do that
I keep a blue flag hanging out my backside
But only on the left side, yeah that's the Crip side
Ain't no other way to play the game the way I play
I cut so much you thought I was a DJ
[scratches] "two!" - "one!" - "yep, three!"
S-N double O-P, D-O double G
I can't fake it, just break it, and when I take it
See I specialize in making all the girls get naked
So bring your friends, all of y'all come inside
We got a world premiere right here, now get live!
So don't change the dizzle, turn it up a little
I got a living room full of fine dime brizzles
Waiting on the Pizzle, the Dizzle and the Shizzle
G's to the bizzack, now ladies here we gizzo

[Chorus]

[Verse - Snoop Dogg]
I'm a Bad Boy, wit a lotta ho's
Drive my own cars, and wear my own clothes
I hang out tough, I'm a real Bo$$
Big Snoop Dogg, yeah he's so sharp
On the TV screen and in the magazines
If you play me close, you're on a red beam
Oh you got a gun so you wanna pop back?
AK47 now nigga, stop that!
Cement shoes, now I'm on the move
You're family's crying, now you on the news
They can't find you, and now they miss you
Must I remind you I'm only here to twist you
Pistol whip you, dip you then flip you
Then dance to this motherfucking music we crip to
Subscribe nigga, get yo issue
Baby come close, let me see how you get loose!

[Chorus]

[Outro]
Snooooooooooop.
Snooooooooooop..

 

[Bergerac]

Wankin' in a Winter Wonderland



Joyful moans, are you list'nin?
In your hand, cum is glist'nin
We'll keep peace in sight
as we beat tonight
Wankin' in a winter wonderland!

Gone away, bombs and conflicts
Here to stay, lube and hard dicks
You twiddle your clit
and war takes a hit
Wankin' in a winter wonderland!

In the meadow we can build a snowman
Then pretend that he's a general
He'll say, "Are you fighting?"
We'll say, "No, man!
We're cumming for the greatest cause of all!"

Later on we'll conspire
With our loins all a-fire
We're stamping out hate
as we masturbate
Wankin' in a winter wonderland!

When you cum, ain't it happy
Though your pubes get all chappy
We'll frolic and play
the onanist way
Wankin' in a winter wonderland!
Wankin' in a winter wonderland!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

My faves were emo whine-fests, apparently:

Full of Grace - Sarah McLachlan

The winter here’s cold, and bitter
It’s chilled us to the bone
We haven’t seen the sun for weeks
To long too far from home
I feel just like I’m sinking
And I claw for solid ground
I’m pulled down by the undertow
I never thought I could feel so low
Oh darkness I feel like letting go

If all of the strength and all of the courage
Come and lift me from this place
I know I could love you much better than this
Full of grace
Full of grace
My love

So it’s better this way, I said
Having seen this place before
Where everything we said and did
Hurts us all the more
Its just that we stayed, too long
In the same old sickly skin
I’m pulled down by the undertow
I never thought I could feel so low
Oh darkness I feel like letting go

If all of the strength
And all of the courage
Come and lift me from this place
I know I could love you much better than this
Full of grace
Full of grace
My love


(Everyday Is) Halloween - Ministry

well I live with snakes and lizards
and other things that go bump in the night
cos to me everyday is halloween
I have given up hiding and started to fight
I have started to fight

well any time, any place, anywhere that I go
all the people seem to stop and stare
they say 'why are you dressed like it's halloween?
you look so absurd, you look so obscene'

o, why can't I live a life for me?
why should I take the abuse that's served?
why can't they see they're just like me
it's the same, it's the same in the whole wide world

well I let their teeny minds think
that they're dealing with someone who is over the brink
and I dress this way just to keep them at bay
cos halloween is everyday
it's everyday

o, why can't I live a life for me?
why should I take the abuse that's served?
why can't they see they're just like me
it's the same, it's the same in the whole wide world

o, why can't I live a life for me?
why should I take the abuse that's served?
why can't they see they're just like me
i'm not the one that's so absurd

why hide it?
why fight it?
hurt feelings
best to stop feeling hurt
from denials, reprisals
it's the same it's the same in the whole wide world

Never Enough - Cure

However much I push it down
It’s never enough
However much I push it around
It’s never enough
However much I make it out
It’s never enough
Never enough
However much I do.......
However big I ever feel
It’s never enough
Whatever I do to make it real
It’s never enough
In any way I try to speak
Never enough
Never enough
However much I try to speak
It’s never enough
However much I’m falling down
It’s never enough
However much I’m falling out
It’s...never...enough
Whatever smile I smile the most
Never enough
Never enough
However I smile I smile the most

So let me hold it up just one more go
Holding it over just once more
One more time to fill it up
One more time to kill
Whatever I do it’s never enough
It’s never enough!

However much I push it down
It’s never enough
However much I push it around
It’s never enough
However much I make it out
It’s never enough
However much I do
Never enough
Never enough
However much I’m falling down
Never enough
However much I’m falling out
Never, never enough!
Whatever smile I smile the most
Never enough
However I smile I smile the most

So let me hold it up just one more go
Holding it over just once more
One more time to fill it up
One more time to kill
Whatever I do it’s never enough
Never enough!
So let me hold it up just one more go
Holding it over just once more
One more time to fill it up
One more time to kill
Whatever I do it’s never enough
It’s never enough
It’s never enough
It’s never enough
It’s never enough
It’s never, it’s never enough

 

[BlazerBoy]

My faves were emo whine-fests, apparently:

Full of Grace - Sarah McLachlan

The winter here’s cold, and bitter
It’s chilled us to the bone
We haven’t seen the sun for weeks
To long too far from home
I feel just like I’m sinking
And I claw for solid ground
I’m pulled down by the undertow
I never thought I could feel so low
Oh darkness I feel like letting go

If all of the strength and all of the courage
Come and lift me from this place
I know I could love you much better than this
Full of grace
Full of grace
My love

So it’s better this way, I said
Having seen this place before
Where everything we said and did
Hurts us all the more
Its just that we stayed, too long
In the same old sickly skin
I’m pulled down by the undertow
I never thought I could feel so low
Oh darkness I feel like letting go

If all of the strength
And all of the courage
Come and lift me from this place
I know I could love you much better than this
Full of grace
Full of grace
My love

Awwww. Everytime I hear that, I can see Buffy standing over where her lover once stood, minutes after stabbing him through the heart, herself, face crumpling into tears.

My song of the year?

Nobody's Home - Avril Lavigne

I couldn't tell you why she felt that way,
She felt it everyday.
And I couldn't help her,
I just watched her make the same mistakes again.

What's wrong, what's wrong now?
Too many, too many problems.
Don't know where she belongs, where she belongs.
She wants to go home, but nobody's home.
It's where she lies, broken inside.
With no place to go, no place to go to dry her eyes.
Broken inside.

Open your eyes and look outside, find the reasons why.
You've been rejected, and now you can't find what you left behind.
Be strong, be strong now.
Too many, too many problems.
Don't know where she belongs, where she belongs.
She wants to go home, but nobody's home.
It's where she lies, broken inside.
With no place to go, no place to go to dry her eyes.
Broken inside.

Her feelings she hides.
Her dreams she can't find.
She's losing her mind.
She's fallen behind.
She can't find her place.
She's losing her faith.
She's fallen from grace.
She's all over the place.
Yeah,oh

She wants to go home, but nobody's home.
It's where she lies, broken inside.
With no place to go, no place to go to dry her eyes.
Broken inside.

She's lost inside, lost inside...oh oh
She's lost inside, lost inside...oh oh yeah

 

[Sarek]

Artist: Molly Hatchet
Song: Flirtin' With Disaster

I’m travelin’ down the road,
I’m flirtin’ with disaster.
I’ve got the pedal to the floor,
My life is running faster.
I’m out of money, I’m out of hope,
It looks like self destruction.
Well how much more can we take,
With all of this corruption.

Been flirtin’ with disaster,
Y’all know what I mean.
And the way we run our lives,
It makes no sense to me.
I don’t know about yourself or,
What you want to be - yeah.
When we gamble with our time,
We choose our destiny.

I’m travelin’ down that lonesome road.
Feel like I’m dragging a heavy load.
Yeah! I’ve tried to turn my head away,
Feels about the same most every day.
Speeding down the fast lane,
Playin’ from town to town.
The boys and I have been burnin’ it up,
Can’t seem to slow it down.
I’ve got the pedal to the floor,
Our lives are runnin’ faster,
Got our sights set straight ahead,
But ain’t sure what we’re after.

Flirtin’ with disaster,
Y’all know what I mean.
You know the way we run our lives,
It makes no sense to me.
I don’t know about yourself or,
What you plan to be - yea!!
When we gamble with our time,
We choose our destiny.

Yeah!! we’re travelin’ down that lonesome road.
Feel like I’m dragging a heavy load.
Don’t try to turn my head away,
I’m flirtin’ with disaster every day.
Flirtin’ with disaster, baby,
Y’all know what I mean.
You know the way we run our lives,
It makes no sense to me.
I don’t know about yourself or,
What you plan to be - yea!!
When we gamble with our time,
We choose our destiny.

Yeah!! we’re travelin’ down that lonesome road.
Feel like I’m dragging a heavy load.
Don’t try to turn my head away,
I’m flirtin’ with disaster every day.