Your TK Cabinet

[Sredni Vashtar]

Fill the following positions with those here whom you think could perform the duties required of them:

Secretary of State
Secretary of the Treasury
Secretary of Defense
Attorney General
Secretary of the Interior
Secretary of Agriculture
Secretary of Commerce
Secretary of Labor
Secretary of Health and Human Services
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development
Secretary of Transportation
Secretary of Energy
Secretary of Education
Secretary of Veterans Affairs
Secretary of Homeland Security

(cabinet-level positions)

Vice President of Troll Kingdom
Troll Kingdom Chief of Staff
Administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency
Director of the Office of Management and Budget Director of the National Drug Control Policy
Troll Kingdom Trade Representative

Feel free to omit the more inapplicable ones (Agriculture?) and to include offices/ranks you think would behoove such a cabinet, or even make up your own.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Cabinet

Happy staffing!

 

[missmanners]

We used to have an Ambassador.


mm

 

[DarthSikle]

Fuck off

 

[I Love Cunt]

I can be the intern!

 

[Gagh]

We're too disorganised to to anything like this, even in jest.

I'll fill every position with starguard.

 

[Red Whacker]

Secretary of the Treasury

I feel I was born for this responsibility.

 

[Sarek]

^Yeah.

That would elevate financial mismanagement and fraudulent spending to an all new level.

 

[Sredni Vashtar]

...sigh...FINE:

Secretary of State Tyrant
Secretary of the Treasury Red Wacker
Secretary of Defense bad dog
Attorney General Gianni Gebbi
Secretary of the Interior Eloisel
Secretary of Labor Laker_Girl
Secretary of Humor Captain Wacky
Secretary of Dorkiness The Dork Lord (lifetime appointment)
Secretary of Shoes Kim Nyholm/Mr. Toad/Danny Hellman
Director of Recruiting Cacophony
Secretary of Etiquette Thug Angel
Goodwill Ambassador Lord Raffles
Spam Czar Gagh
Supreme Director of Intelligence Gathering Jillian
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development BitchSlapSmitty
Secretary of Homeland Security Sarek
Vice President of Troll Kingdom Mentalist
Troll Kingdom Chief of Staff missmanners
Director of the Office of Management and Budget Director of the National Drug Control Policy jack
Troll Kingdom Trade Representative DarthSikle